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my mom:it's 11 go to sleep
me:actually its 10:58

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(Source: pearents, via paraxnoia)

gangbangs:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

(Source: slydig, via kianlawley)

(via amigara)

(Source: extrasad, via paraxnoia)

But jesus fuck I’d swallow poison if it tasted like you.

vxpo:

Women and men should both know how to cook because neither feminism nor sexism are going to do shit for you when you’re hungry.

(via paraxnoia)

rnedia:

son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never

(Source: neptunain, via gnarly)

unsmokable:

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

(via paraxnoia)

meladoodle:

why do blind people walk their dogs so much

(Source: meladoodle, via sluts-n-drugs)

me:*sees ur message right away*
me:*doesnt respond right away so u dont think i was waiting*
me:*forgets to respond*

i-r-confused:

if being lazy was a job, I would probably be the richest person on earth

(Source: unfollovving, via camerondallas)