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my mom:it's 11 go to sleep
me:actually its 10:58


420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(Source: pearents, via paraxnoia)


who would name their kid zoey 101 

(Source: slydig, via kianlawley)

(via amigara)

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But jesus fuck I’d swallow poison if it tasted like you.


Women and men should both know how to cook because neither feminism nor sexism are going to do shit for you when you’re hungry.

(via paraxnoia)


son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never

(Source: neptunain, via gnarly)


someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

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why do blind people walk their dogs so much

(Source: meladoodle, via sluts-n-drugs)

me:*sees ur message right away*
me:*doesnt respond right away so u dont think i was waiting*
me:*forgets to respond*


if being lazy was a job, I would probably be the richest person on earth

(Source: unfollovving, via camerondallas)